Christian is a bad a**. She doesn't take crap from anyone, she's the type of person that people strive to be. Just one look at her and people would fall to their knees. She looks like a goddess, can control people around her with just one look. Her body is like a palace, she all around deserves to be worshipped. One look at her and she wrecks your self-esteem, beware of this girl, she's a heart breaker. She'll steal your heart with one word & never again will you be able to love another like you love her.
by Golden_queen December 20, 2016
Get the Christianmug. a small little bitch ass nigga who talks alot of shit and has no life hes cocky asf but when u wanna catch hands he runs like a lil bitch. Christian usually has Rango as a friend. If you see a christian run hands.
Christian is a little bitch.
by Litdrew69 May 17, 2017
Get the christianmug. A religion that posits that an supernatural being created humanity. Said being then decided to kill every human on the planet except a few (Noah and his family)- even though this being KNEW when he made humanity that they would behave in a manner that would compel him to commit, not just genocide, but near extinction of the ENTIRE human race. Later, this god had a “son”. Rut roh- now we’re claiming that God had a “son” but we CAN’T become like those nasty polytheists. Thus the concept of “the Trinity” arose. According to the Christians, god the Father, for some reason, needed Jesus to die because again, humanity is imperfect. Well, Jesus did, in fact die, but according to the Christians, that STILL wasn’t good enough. After he died, people still HAVE to somehow be able to discern and follow the correct minutia of theology. Guess what, even though the son of god (supposedly) died for you sins, if you were born in a non-christian country or to a non-christian family, or if your Christianity is “off” in some nebulous way, god will condemn you to AN ETERNITY of spiritual and physical suffering. All this despite the fact that god supposedly made us to be this way and had the foresight to know this is exactly how we would turn out- nope, an eternity of suffering for you. Also, in America at least, Christianity involves loving guns and flags.
Hey Bob, I love Christianity so I don’t like gay people. Never mind that I ignore literally every other rule in the old testament as well as the entire new testament.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Christianitymug. Don’t be a Christian
by Aqc5529 May 11, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Christianity is a cult.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.
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Get the Christianitymug.