chode

chode wider than longer penis and it is very mutated and cant get a woman if they tried

charlie has a chode and anthony alos wit alot more people

by Erik aka BlazE is []D[][V][]D June 20, 2003

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 7, 2005

chode

Chode: A penis upon which its width is the same size/length as its length.

It durrives from the latin word short penis...

Man it was so hard getting hard because of my chode.

The ladies hate my chode.

That trannie rejected me because of my chode.

by Kirb July 7, 2004

chode

A foking dick thats short, hairy, and fat!

Dude, you got a foking chode!

by Peter North September 26, 2004

chode

A penis wider than long, shaped like a tuna can

Me and my bud will slap u with our big ass chodes

by Chode Masta G February 1, 2005

chode

a mini ween blown up with a cock pump

mikes 2 incher pumped up is 3incher

by d-boy August 21, 2006

chode

A short, bald, angry man with a prominent brow and a bad attitude. Probably some sort of genetic throw-back to homoerectus.

Rhys Prothero is simply a chode

by scarred for life February 19, 2004