Chocolate Shuffle

When you excess doo doo hanging from your butt and you have to jiggle to get it off.

Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.

Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.

by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011

Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.

"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Chocolate Fantasy

A caucasian's desire to have sex with an African American. Wanting to go black and then go back.

Hugh Grant wasn't making a mistake. He just had a chocolate fantasy.

by Bigrick9 July 7, 2018

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

chocolate lather

to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.

you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me

by stackattack January 8, 2011

chocolate wallet

"Chocolate wallet" is a colloquial term for the asshole. An ideal place to keep contraband and/or hidden treasure.

Eg. "Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

"Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."

by YesYesYesYesNo December 3, 2014

chocolate chink

A Chinese person that tries to act black.

"Yao always tries to be a chocolate chink...."

by Diep January 24, 2008