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upside down cheesecake

when a naked woman does a handstand while you get on a ladder and the guy (or girl) has diarrahea on her and then jizzes so it looks like a upside down cheescake.
by Craigsmells April 17, 2009
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arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday
Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday
by 417smokey May 23, 2023
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
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off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"
"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"
by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022
mugGet the off your cheesecakemug.

Cincinnati cheesecake

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her
James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021
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Cheesecake

The best thing to ever be invented in all of human history.
It is rumored to heal any wound, disease, or even diarrhea.
Even better if you put strawberries on it.
Guy 1: Man, I can’t wait to have some Cheesecake!
Guy 2: That sounds good as fuck
by Copperhelm April 16, 2024
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