upside down cheesecake

when a naked woman does a handstand while you get on a ladder and the guy (or girl) has diarrahea on her and then jizzes so it looks like a upside down cheescake.

upside down cheesecake

by Craigsmells April 17, 2009

Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.

Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"

by coldapache February 24, 2012

Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man

“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024

Cincinnati cheesecake

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her

James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead

by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021

Philly Cheesecake

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.

Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldn’t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.

by Thefurthestvuse December 1, 2024

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018