checkerboard queer

A person that is usually an entity of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, or is stupid enough to put green checkerboards on a roof of a germen car. Twisted logic like this produces a bigger ego than the sun.

"Damn I thought that checkerboard queer was never going to leave me alone, luckily she got in her gti and drove away, if she had stood here any longer I might of caught an STD

by Sulman May 15, 2008

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004

chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.

Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.

by -B April 5, 2005

one cheeker

a job done half-assed; a half-hearted attempt; a one cheek effort

He did a one cheeker - he ordered his plane ticket but never filed for a passport.

by martinadesign May 21, 2009

Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain

No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.

by punkskaitch February 7, 2005

Checkers

A slang term for smoking pot (marijuana if you prefer!) developed by two dunnys on the mean streets of crooklyn.
More than just a slang term, it allows for safe knowledge of the smoking pot event, without letting outsiders know.

(When proving your masculinity)
VincentTheThird: Yo i got two beers!
All: TWO?!?
Pothead: Yeah well i just played some checkers

(When not wanting an outsider to follow)
Wheelman: Lets go play checkers!
Outsider: why would you wanna play checkers??
Sergio: Aigh sounds like a plan, and dont worry. its just a fun sport.

by The Oh Lesson! April 28, 2008

Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

by nomanito June 19, 2019