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The Church of Scientology

An organization the controls the minds of its members. This organization has a goal of making money. The organization charges its members for "religous" lessons to the point where all the members funds are given to the organization.

The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.

The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.

This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.

Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.
The Church of Scientology brainwashed my brother and took all his money.
by anonymouscult January 16, 2009
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God Church

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.
by Pseudomyninous July 26, 2017
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church of rick astley

the best place on the earth, promoting the god of t3h 1nt3rw3bs - Rick Astley.
sinner: FORGIVE ME FATHER RICK FOR I HAVE SINNED, I'VE FORGOTTON VERSE 2 WORD 6


Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.

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THE " church of rick astley "
by ryansaunders March 2, 2009
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see ya in church

Preparing for all of the sins you are about to commit, ie drinking, boisterous behaviour, sex and other stuff like that
Guy 1: yo, we're going out tonight wanna come?
Guy 2: Na hitting the gym, see ya in church though
by Guy with many words July 25, 2015
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Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.
My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.
by sdtopensied February 4, 2010
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Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.
She is poor as a church mouse.
by XineZ June 11, 2018
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