tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020

coasting the chadwag

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.

" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"

by hoboc October 30, 2006

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye

The mother of all insults, this 7-hit combo literally means "fuck your mother's smelly pussy" in Hokkien. This forbidden phrase is only to be reserved for people whom you have an extreme hatred toward as it is sure to elicit an explosive or violent response.

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, want fight isit?

by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

Condom Chaos

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.

Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.

by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

chaosed

To go from a state of order to a state of chaos in an instant -usually from a request by a boss or client.

That guys been chaosed, we wont be seeing him for a while.

by xybercideon November 23, 2004

Chaos whore

Someone who tries to cause as much drama and havoc as they possibly can purely for their own entertainment. A chaos whore will do almost anything to cause chaos in their nearby environment depending on how bored they are; they will destroy friendships, ruin lives, and burn down nations simply for the thrill of the drama it creates. Chaos whores will go as far as to lie, steal, cheat, kill, and sabotage just to entertain themselves. Stay safe out there, folks!

Zack: Did you hear the rumors?
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 11, 2021