breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.

Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.

by uncle lester July 23, 2010

deep throat champion

Champion of gagging dicks down they're throats. Usually a bragger of how deep cocks can go down their throat without them gagging. Also they're just big fucking faggots.

"Cameron has been the deep throat champion the past 3 years running"

by BigDaddy14 May 21, 2014

champion

Champion is yorkshire for good

Your lass is champion

or

Guy 1:Ay-Up How doo's?
Guy 2:I'm champion me like!

by Chris Man-Da July 20, 2008

Champagne mami

A woman of elegance, grace and class. A refined woman who loves the finest things in life. A woman who, in a group of women, is the baddest bitch.

Yeah, she’s nice, but she’s no Kaitlyn...that girl is a champagne mami.

by NanaRamsAndGrumps June 12, 2018

chicken sandwich world championship

the battle between the chicken sandwhiches between tender crip and spicy hot tender crisp has more experience but spicy hot is gettin trained by the indo-chino mexicans

just another publicity gimmick

by PlayDohMan October 25, 2004

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003