Shiva Champ

When you are better than everyone else in the league

Your shiva champ has arrived

by Hand down man down August 15, 2017

champ scamp

A used condom, generally still full of fluid.

Walking through the alley, I spotted a champ scamp next to a used needle.

by iamnerp February 12, 2015

Champ

Something/somebody that’s Lame, uncool. Slang often used in the dmv area.

“Ew you are so champ for that”
“Ashley is so champ!”
“That movie was champ”

by Joemama536 July 27, 2022

champ

lame

that nigga champ eshit

by 76h June 14, 2022

champ

a name for men who suck dick.

generally named daniel.

“you’re a champ mate”

by biggernigger May 8, 2023

Champ

A word used by lesbians to identify another lesbian in the street without making it obvious.

Oh my god check out that massive champ over there!

by Arcade82 March 30, 2015

Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.

1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"

by FinanceMan April 15, 2019