by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej
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- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic
by niemozliwe January 15, 2024
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Get the Certified Idiot mug.Person 1: Im a certified idiot.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.
by Nuski15 November 11, 2022
Get the Certified Idiot mug.(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022
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