Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.

Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!

by chadlamo November 21, 2011

Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.

You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.

by d1rt May 16, 2011

carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

carpet tunnel

The twat hole. it the female sex organ

she had a tight carpet tunnel.

by tobyjones June 13, 2007

carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.

Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"

by addict09 September 11, 2009

carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014