A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025

Want to crush a few episodes of Tiger king and head out for a Carole Bag-Skin? I hate that bitch....
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Killed her husband, whacked him. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen. Fed him to the tigers, they snackin.
by Gods_Assistant May 6, 2020

It's like the resting bitch face, rolling eyes at the stupidity with a side of disappointment but on steroids.
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
“Man my mum was so upset with me for crashing my car”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol look”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol look”
by DaddyCam May 5, 2025

by MrKrabs33 May 31, 2020

backstabbing whore, be careful she'll try and steal your man. Don't trust her, shes a fat ugly whore who loves to flirt with everyone and, secretly everyone fucking hates her. SHe gets 0 dick and she looks like a big fat ugly man :)
Andrew: Yooooo, have you met carole??
Jane: Yeah shes an ugly shanky whore who flirts with my bf !!
Andrew: Oh... fuck her than !! I hate her
Jane: Yeah shes an ugly shanky whore who flirts with my bf !!
Andrew: Oh... fuck her than !! I hate her
by iloveyourdad;) March 20, 2022

"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'
by juicyjwhite March 19, 2018
