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Carncert

It is the time spent in your car driving while listening to your favorite music and singing out loud as though you are on stage in front of millions of people. This usually lasts for quite a while for example on a road trip. Also, it's very deceiving because one feels as though he or she sounds identical to the artist and therefore gets very into his or her performance.
Joni was feeling so good as she performed her Carncert singing every song from Adele's 21 album and then closed her show with an encore and tribute to Amy Winehouse by performing every song from Back to Black.

off key flat note singing singing in the car
by Delicate Heart January 18, 2012
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Carnage that hoe

When a male is having sex with a female that is in menstruation and when he is about to hit climax ,he cums in his hand while mixing it with the female blood making a red liquid, He then proceeds to sling the red liquid into the females face like its a web. very similar to spiderman that hoe.
Saul: Man, last night I Spiderman that hoe.
Luis: Thats nothing, last time i did it with my girl, I Carnage that hoe.
by Kakashi Itachi April 2, 2019
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Carnall

That must be one of the Carnall Family
by JC98 February 29, 2020
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coochi carnage

Phrase used to describe pain inflicted upon the female genitalia either by punching, kicking, kneeing, or by rough sexual intercourse. Made popular by the comedian Tosh Daniels.
Phil inflicted some serious coochi carnage upon Jen back in the day.
by Phil_moves May 6, 2010
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Yellow carnation flowers

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.
Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.
by Lyrosity January 23, 2022
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Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.
Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.
by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009
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cornacopia

wanting copious amounts of corn I.E ASS
I was watching Porn on Showcase when suddenly cornacopia came over me
by Gland October 27, 2006
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