Carncert

It is the time spent in your car driving while listening to your favorite music and singing out loud as though you are on stage in front of millions of people. This usually lasts for quite a while for example on a road trip. Also, it's very deceiving because one feels as though he or she sounds identical to the artist and therefore gets very into his or her performance.

Joni was feeling so good as she performed her Carncert singing every song from Adele's 21 album and then closed her show with an encore and tribute to Amy Winehouse by performing every song from Back to Black.

off key flat note singing singing in the car

Carncert by Delicate Heart January 18, 2012

Thought Cancer™ 

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.

You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.

Thought Cancer™ by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011

cancertastic 

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

cancertastic by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

cancertale 

undertale but when 12 year old fanboys get to it

cancertale is a no no

cancertale by Kleenex tissues January 8, 2017

cancertism 

When something is so cancerous, it seems borderline autistic.

You heard of Scientology? It's cancertism.

My teammates in League of Legends are cancertism.

cancertism by Caincer January 20, 2017

cancertainment 

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

cancertainment by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

cancert 

A concert that gives all proceeds to cancer treatment or research charities or hospitals of any kind.

"Yo dude did you go to the Wicked Thirsty cancert?"
"Yeah, they gave all the money they made to Saint Jude's"
"Rad"
Rad"

cancert by peril912 May 29, 2016