Ass Cannon

When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
by I put pp in your coke December 04, 2016
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Ass Cannon

When you try to take a really big shit, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your ass cheeks.
" Koonkhmer ! I just did a really big ass cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! "
by Koonkhmer March 02, 2010
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Lap Cannon

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.
I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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Fanny Cannon

1)when a female is able to shoot objects out of the vaginal region.
2) a woman who has a fourceful vagina
she shot that ping pong ball with her Fanny Cannon like reflexs
by Lloyd And Jesse March 19, 2006
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Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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noob cannon

In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.
Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!
by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 08, 2004
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Doom Cannon

1. A particularly powerful cannon capable of bestowing doom and, where applicable, chaos, to what or whoever it is aimed at.
2. A sexual move in which a male climaxes with such ferocity as to destroy his partner's body.
1. "Corporal, fire the doom cannon."
2. "I apologize for killing her, officer, though is pulling a doom cannon really that big a deal?"
by Eric H. February 22, 2005
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