queef-cannon

Queef-cannon (NOUN): a vulgar, slang term for a nauseatingly filthy vagina.

Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.

by jsphwhitaker October 27, 2011

Ass Cannon

When you try to take a really big shit, but it ends up being a volcanic explosion outside of your ass cheeks.

" Koonkhmer ! I just did a really big ass cannon on my modern warfare 2 screen ! "

by Koonkhmer March 1, 2010

Lap Cannon

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Fanny Cannon

1)when a female is able to shoot objects out of the vaginal region.
2) a woman who has a fourceful vagina

she shot that ping pong ball with her Fanny Cannon like reflexs

by Lloyd And Jesse April 4, 2006

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

noob cannon

In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.

Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!

by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 8, 2004

Doom Cannon

1. A particularly powerful cannon capable of bestowing doom and, where applicable, chaos, to what or whoever it is aimed at.
2. A sexual move in which a male climaxes with such ferocity as to destroy his partner's body.

1. "Corporal, fire the doom cannon."
2. "I apologize for killing her, officer, though is pulling a doom cannon really that big a deal?"

by Eric H. February 21, 2005