Mexican Burrito

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.

Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.

by Mike122344 March 13, 2009

chili cheese burrito

When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.

That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!

by chudwilleatyourbaby January 26, 2009

burritoing

1. The act of wrapping oneself in a blanket and spending a few therapeutic hours doing... NOTHING!!!

2. Rolling around of a floor in said blanket yelling out spanish words.

1."Oh hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Y'know, the usual. Rolling up in a blanket and burritoing the night away."

2. "Tacos! Fiesta! Por favour!"
"Hey, man! What are you doing?"
"Oh I'm burritoing."

by Ginger and Sexaaaaay August 28, 2013

Burrito Supreme

The burrito supreme occurs and is quite baffling when a female squeezes off a hot steamy shit on a males phallus, once the deed is done, the female will then proceed to obtain a 97% flour tortilla, once she has retrieved the tortilla, she will wrap it around the previously shitted on dick. Then, she will start to stoke your hard penis real nice and rough-like. once the male orgasm is initiated,she quickly takes the tortilla off of the penis and consumes it most delightfully.

Yes, I gave him a burrito supreme last night.

by Tyler Zack Auggie Zach December 30, 2009

Burrito Suave

1. Soft Donkey
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.

1. Soft Donkey
2. "No tony!! I will not have sex with you!!, only if u bring El burrito suave.="

by El Burrito Suave December 17, 2008

white trash burrito

Salsa on white bread.

We gotta go shopping or something, 'cause we're pretty much down to white trash burritos and Chex mix.

by SMA11784 December 8, 2007

Dirty Burrito

The act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. Generally done for sexual purposes.

Man, that bitch was acting way too uppity. She got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. She smelled like shit for a week.

by CrapMaster2000 May 7, 2008