broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

Pashmina Brigade

The collective term for a group of wealthy, upper-middle-class, usually white young women or girls. They come from English public-school backgrounds and are distinguishable through their speech ("yaaaar, daaaaahling") and their dressing, which often involves hugely tousled blonde hair and a pashmina, hence the name. A sweatshirt from the school Lacross/Hockey/Netball team, often with an individualised nickname across it (eg. TEQUILA) may also be used. An individual member of the Pashmina Brigade is known as a sloane.

Why the hell did we go to Crazy Larry's? It's overrun by the Pashmina Brigade.

by Trin W. November 25, 2006

bitch bregade

A large group of (generally) female who get enjoyment out of commiting mass distruction to many people's self esteems. On occasions, even to their fellow comrades.

bitch bregade member #1: oh my god tina! i love your jumper,, but it does look totally terrible on you.. hasnt anyone told you before, horizontal lines just will not hide those muffin tops you have hanging over you pants. Actually, theyre a bit bigger than muffin tops. Maybe you should try wearing a smock to the ground.. least it would hide your thunder thighs.

Bitch bregade member #2: Yeah tina, i mean, youre not exactly skinny or anything

Tina: *wants to die*

by hanno! May 12, 2008

Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl

Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'

by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

Stud broad

Slang used in prisons to describe a very manly, lesbian woman.

Yo, that stud broad is trying to steal my commissary.

by Yaheardmah1118 January 14, 2019

4th brigade

The 4th Brigade of Special and Handicapped people, commonly known as the 4th, is a terrorist organization leaded by ཌꍟ𝔅ꌗᏒ/𝟒𝐭𝐡དDaniel#9347, whose main objective is to destroy other's work.

yoinked: daniel is cringe ngl we gonna destroy the 4th brigade
daniel: yes i know i am cringe and i am also braindead

by league of servers enjoyerr November 3, 2021

Broadsiding

The act in which two men slide their penis' along each others shaft in a back and forth motion.

This is similar to the naval act in which two warships would sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.

"I heard that Jim was getting dirty with another guy!"

"Really? Sex?"

"No, they were just broadsiding a bit."

by Super Duper Pooper Scooper June 18, 2013