brucesexual

A sexual preference most common with the the sexy fans of BruceDropEmOff

Aye wassup my different Earth doppelgänger, can i suck you off for hours on end until you dry up like a rasin.

Nah twin ian even roll like that- wait actually I’m in denial, now let me devour your big phat juicy delicious buttcheeks.

I love you twin

I love you too twin.

Years pass-this relationship thrived because of brucesexualism.

by Luckyspoon July 3, 2021

Brocery Shopping

When a group of bro's head to the store and only purchase beer and rubbers.

Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!

Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!

Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!

by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009

brofessional

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.

Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.

by Destination 1440 August 23, 2007

Brofessor

A professor that's chill and acts like a bro.

My brofessor got us coffee for our presentation today. He's chill!

by dan8 February 25, 2010

Broceries

Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.

Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.

by SketchyGuy August 17, 2012

Monkey with Braces

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007

Brofessional

The act of being an ultimate bro. A professional is someone who has class, and gets the job done. A brofessional is someone who gets it done on a high level, mixed with the sweet smell of cologne, and a well treated Armani suit. No matter the occasion, well dressed, well groomed, and just the pinnacle of the worker.

Yo, hes gonna get a promotion just because hes such a brofessional.

For sure.

by yii August 28, 2009