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Bread Sandwich 

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich
Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.
Bread Sandwich by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

bread challenge 

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.
"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

bread knife 

rythming slang for wife
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though
bread knife by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

bread up 

v. to increase in quality, make stronger
I need to bread up on my vocab for this SAT on Saturday.

Bro, did you bread up your exercise regime? You look ripped.
bread up by Coolio Kio December 16, 2013

bread rimming 

the act of using a slicepan to wipe a toilet bowl (usually a public one) and then jerking off while eating it.
lisa was bread rimming, in the ladies when the cops came in

Bread has been baked 

Homey No. 1: You handle that muthfackin' snitch Lil' Weasel who ratted out Sugar Bear for the 211 on the charity carwash?

Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.