Blunderbus

A life-altering, extremely messed up mistake, usually referred to in jest, but in actuality, quite serious.

Man, getting totally fucked up last night, jumping off a bridge, breaking every bone in my body and ensuring myself a life of paralysis was a mightily defunct blunderbus.

by Vocalsmoothie August 16, 2011

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010

Boulder

1. A massive, inanimate object prone to rolling things over.
2. A robust person that is prone to breaking things at unexpected times.

1. Wow, that boulder really crushed you...
2. Person 1: Hey, did you hear that (Person 3) destroyed your laptop?

Person 2: He did!? What a boulder!

by ApocalypseNOTnow May 29, 2010

boender

Boender is a dutch word, it means:
A person usually riding a scooter and yelling at people passing by. (preferably if he is in a group).
These individuals can be dangerous as they sometimes attack people at random (only when in groups).
They usually wear baseball caps and bomberjackets.
They can often be found hanging around outside.

You can use the word boender when you are talking about one.

by pietje die je ownt July 30, 2008

Boulderize

When someone is so excited about something that they could shapeshift anything into a boulder or large rock

I'm boulderized for our party!

by Mac Daddy Blooms July 16, 2011

Double Barrelled Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

A Bra

Victoria Secret sell some real nice lacey 'Double Barrelled Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder's'

by gityerkneedahn May 28, 2010

the armpit of boulder

Longmont, Colorado

Boulder's smellier neighbour. (due to turkey processing plants)
Lots of people who grew up in the Boulder area had to move there because Boulder got way too expensive over-night.
Hooray inflation!

Yep, we're back in the armpit of boulder, it smells.

by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006