-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?
-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
-oh no! is it covid?
-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
by mrvbola December 30, 2020
Get the boris menacemug. (Russian Hardbass in the background)
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
by Zaxis_ August 9, 2017
Get the Borismug. To make a catastrophic, horrendous error or to be woefully unprepared for a big event; especially when the mistake / lack of preparation could have been easily avoided.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
by TheSarahSuttonActingAcademy July 8, 2021
Get the Borismug. A kid that’s way below the standards of being a high rank like plat 2 in Rainbow 6 Siege for example gets carried he drops breadsticks and donuts every game, also Tks when you’re about to clutch the game by yeeting a c4 and claps 3 teammates
by Borissucks March 24, 2020
Get the Borismug. An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. A term used by British White men predominantly on Facebook to show there disliking of Illegal Immigrants.
by ✨🙈 September 13, 2020
Get the Back Borismug. Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.
Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021
Get the Borismug.