Undocked School Board

A term used often to describe school board members who have no idea how a school operates. These members usually get elected in small, isolated, ignorant communities. The members dift aimlessly from topic to topic during meetings and promote their personal agendas that do damage to the school district. This type of school board drives away good instructors and makes it difficult for district administration to hire quality people.

District Superintendent: This newly elected school board I have to work with is impossible. They continue to break laws by discussing items in violation of the open meeting laws. This is an undocked school board!

Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.

by Skypie November 22, 2011

Boar Shit

The combination of Bullshit and Horseshit.

Boarshit is when you're so angry in the heat of the moment at the malicious lie(s) to the point where you cannot think straight, and you cannot decide which word you want to use; (bull or horse) shit.

James couldn't believe the malicious untruth. Outrageously without thinking, he yelled out "boar shit!".

by mynameisfuckingawesomebro December 30, 2009

nova boards

a teen message board that once was a great online growing teen community. turned into a piece of worthless shit when an asshole named Jack took over, and now is known for its sluts and hos that parade in and out of novaadults.com

When Jackass took over Nova, it became a piece of worthless shit

by SharonChick January 21, 2004

Ass Board Bitch

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.

Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.

by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

Boogie Boarder

Someone who always tries to fiend or get into parties and social events where they are not wanted; a wave fiend

"Dude you gotta get me into this party on Saturday"
"Stop being a boogie boarder man you weren't even invited"

by Dirtymurty August 3, 2016

lab productions message board

1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.

"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"

by Wise_Guise May 22, 2006

Boardwalk

As in monopoly, something or someone that is seemingly unattainable but yet very desirable. Whether this is due to not being able to read or understand the person or object or whether the person or object is just too weird and indescribable (not to mention confusing and somewhat frustrating). If the thing you are describing is a person, it is someone who constantly surprises you and you are unable to rely on them due to their constant changes in behavior and attitude toward you. This also means you can go from loving them to hating them in a matter of seconds. If the thing you are describing is an object it is something that you cannot figure out its purpose or necessity to ever being invented.

Lindsay Lohan's strive to stay clean is a boardwalk just like Kate Gosselin trying to be normal.

Wearing belts when they are not attached to your pants via beltloops is a boardwalk- they aren't holding anything up!

Vince is a boardwalk...you never know WHICH Vince you are going to get.

by La-FAWN-duH! 132 January 5, 2011