Nonononono...
Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Tim and the Columbian girl were getting it on and ended up back at Tims, When kissing on couch, Tim realised that he can’t see any future with this girl.. Instead of explaining this , he goes for the Bluff Blowy… He says to the girl ‘How about we go into my room and you give me a Blowy?’
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
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