blane and tawny

a beautiful couple, that loved each other from the first moment they laid eyes on each other, and they will do anything for each other no matter what it takes!

you guys are so blane and tawny!

by backhandsprings February 8, 2017

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018

Bloempot

A can with flowers in dutch

Die bloempot is echt lekker! - That bloempot taste delicious!

by Sergei Blyat May 24, 2018

bloefter

When you are eating ass and they accidentally fart in your mouth.

Dude, did you just give me a bloefter? You should have warned me...

by sedsimplea February 8, 2019

Blaner

A Blaner has many meanings, it can mean you eat old bags of spaghetti. It could mean you fart in lunchboxes that aren't yours. But above all else it means that you enjoy frolicking in the sun with your pet piglets; i mean yea they can be a handful and make a mess sometimes but they're just a bunch of little piggies right?

dude i bet that guy is a total blaner

by Doback February 19, 2019