A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"
Nick: Yells "Blitz!"
They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.
Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.
Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!
Nick wins and gets to sit up front.
While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.
Nick: "Blitz!"
Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!
Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.
Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
Get the Blitzmug. A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
by Kauranax January 15, 2020
Get the Blueberry Blitzmug. The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
Get the Blitzedmug. “Can you believe Emily blitzed on our vacation plans last minute?”
“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”
“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”
by FL0WERP0WER July 12, 2018
Get the Blitzmug. A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈
🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)
🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)
Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?
by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 21, 2022
Get the Blitzmug. an anger-inducing and luck-based gamemode
by andrew4043 August 2, 2021
Get the blitzmug. “Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”
Your butt is going to be on blitz
Blitz meaning on fire
Your butt is going to be on blitz
Blitz meaning on fire
by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020
Get the be on blitzmug.