blindside

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot

1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves

by Jman December 21, 2004

Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by Dazza May 19, 2003

Wear Blinders

a.k.a. wear blinkers

to be ignorant or restricted in sight, as if wearing blinkers or blinkers

blinkers are devices use to restrict the sight of horses

You're never gonna be content if you don't try, try to see outside your line
There you go, you did it again!
You act as if there's a blinder on your eyes
-Glass, by incubus

only horses wear blinders, dude

by stanzz October 18, 2006

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

blender droppings

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

by rawderick January 22, 2009

blindmans bomb

when you jerk off into a condom, then, while its still on, piss into it, then tie it off like a waterballoon, and throw it on someone's car

Hey man, I was so drunk last night I hit Jamie's car with a blindmans bomb!

by Das Fuhr December 24, 2008

blind roballo

Inseparable surprise element which incessantly and irrationally search for the heat through the predator's vision. The Blind Roballo has no fear when it comes to discovering new caves.

Call the teacher, hold the peruks and follow the brise searching irrationality for the heat listening to the blind roballo's will!

by Joamir M. Romiti Alves January 9, 2009