ballroom blitz

(n) A riot in a nightclub or other performance space in which the audience physically assaults the performer(s), typically by throwing things at them.

"And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz." -- "The Ballroom Blitz," song by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman

by MarcXS May 23, 2020

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021

Bytes Blitz

Is and awesome acker man who isn't a retard unlike other ppl ofc this is written by king blitz but its facts

King Bytes Blitz

by BytesBlitz the god May 4, 2022

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous June 8, 2018

back alley blitz

to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building

"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"

"Ew no im not having sex in public"

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021

Blitzkrieged

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

by GrieveNasty91 October 21, 2010

Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012