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Wendy Blendy

A type of mixed drink made by first purchasing a Wendy's frosty and then mixing in some type of hard liquor, preferably rum. Refers to any type of alcoholic mixed drink that involves a Wendy's frosty.
person 1: we need to go to wendy's dude and get a frosty!
person 2: why the fuck do you want a frosty? you some kind of punk bitch?
person 1: nah im gonna make a wendy blendy so fuck you, go eat a dick.
by dangerbearattack April 24, 2010
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blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.
A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.
by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009
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food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
by Mr. Cowper September 8, 2009
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Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time
Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice
by TheBerto March 4, 2011
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blendaphor

Blending two metaphorical expressions that have the same meaning, mainly to see if people are paying attention or to create an amusing visual. Randomly blending any two expressions that do not have the same meaning, or tacking on to the metaphorical expression with a rogue ending is a botched attempt at blendaphoring.
Fish or get off the pot. Whole new ball of worms. Not the brightest bulb in the drawer. That horse has sailed. That's the way the cookie bounces. It's not rocket surgery. Like flies on rice.

Botched blendaphor examples: As American as killing two birds with one apple pie. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink prune juice.
by Blenda the good witch December 5, 2013
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venitian blinds

Venitian blinds refers to uncirmcumcised penises... because you have to "keep pulling them back".
They had "venitian blinds" which meant you had to keep pulling them back to keep the equipment in full view.
by Derek Lamar September 1, 2006
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bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008
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