Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

by CongoJack February 2, 2023

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Bleached Asshole

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

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Bleacher

The type of teacher who blindly doesn't see of what they did or what was given out, such example is not remembering the homework they gave out, or, a specific person they wanted to talk, or speak to. Making it seem like they had bleached their memory of something.

Dan: I'm so nervous right now, you cannot believe!
Ulrich: Why is that?
Dan: Mr. Barbesquous wanted to speak to me about my loss of homework over the week!
Ulrich: I wouldn't worry. Mr. B is such an effing bleacher. He forgot about the homework that was given out last Friday!
Dan: Good, now, lets go to the movies, I wanna see Deadpool!

by TheHiddenPerson July 23, 2016

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Bleachiro

A nickname given to a half-Japanese, half-white baseball player who is usually very fast and gets a lot of hits like Japanese baseball player Ichiro Suzuki
Means "bleached Ichiro" because the person being nicknamed is half white.

Dude we won our game today. Bleachiro went 4-4 with 3 triples and a home run.

by pababeruthkid June 14, 2009

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