bert mccracken

hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore

ur hair rulez

by katy knows..... October 4, 2003

bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....

You will always have one within your workplace.

by Alikat July 29, 2004

berthold, north dakota

A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.

"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."

by Best Berthold Resident March 31, 2009

Bertation

Another word for fail, deriving from Serene Branson's attempt at reporting from the Grammies, resulting in her melting down on live television in what appeared to be an impersonation of someone having a stroke.

Dude, did you see that YouTube video of Serene Branson, that was such a bertation!

by Jaxsbudgie March 17, 2011

bert mccracken

probably the craziest person alive but also probably the most talented person alive... if i met him id probably be alittle scared then (like she said) have a sudden urge to hump his leg... few people would understand

by i've said too much haven't i... July 31, 2003

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan May 13, 2005

bert mccracken

the hottest guy ever (besides quinn allman) his music rocks and he writes the best real lyrics i have ever heard.

is this the ittalics under the definition? i think it is.

by emiliey May 3, 2005