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Birthday Eyes

at the end of the night when you have a blank stare in your eyes and look like you are looking into mars and not even remember what the hell your night consisted of and only live vicariously through others and photos.
Mom: Michael, you're fucked up, I can tell by your birthday eyes

Michael: happy birthday to me...
by christhefox January 8, 2012
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rat birthday party

When you want to throw your friend a surprise party but it ends up just being you, your friend, and a rat sitting around the kitchen table eating cake.
I wanted to throw Alex a surprise party but I don't know any of his friends so I'm afraid it will just turn out to be a rat birthday party.
by Rat Ashton April 8, 2016
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birthday candling

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.
Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.
by Rlvers January 12, 2011
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champagne birthday

Is when the day you were born corresponds with the age you are turning. Can be celebrated with drinking champagne. This is not always feasible or you may not be of drinking age yet.
Turning 19 on the 19th day of any month.
"Your gonna be 19 on the 19th, that's your champagne birthday. We're getting you smashed"
by rusk November 6, 2008
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Birthday Sex

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day
Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
by SlopNChop December 18, 2016
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Birthday

The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.
Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
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Birthday Friends

A type of Relationship on Facebook where both parties Wall-2-Wall only consists of the words "happy birthday!" written to each other.
After rejecting all of his inappropriate sexual advances, Lauren advised Pepe that they were nothing more than birthday friends.
by ahellangel April 30, 2009
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