Keen as biscuits

Being so keen for something, such as a party or a gatho

Man i am so keen as biscuits for this party,

same here im keen as biscuits aswell

by Mr Keen biscuits December 3, 2010

show you how the biscuits are made

To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.

"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"

by Thewhaler801 August 30, 2016

hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.

Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.

by Derek P. May 8, 2008

butter my biscuits

1.the act of putting butter on a hooker's buttox.

hey baby why don't you come over here and butter my biscuits!

by j3w5 August 21, 2008

hella biscuits

Something you say when you're suprised or shocked.

Hella biscuits! I haven't seen you in forever, where did you pop up from!?

by Melanie M September 2, 2005

Smash Yo Biscuits

(Can be used in a lot of ways- see examples)

Girl, if you eat any more of that pasta its gunna to smash yo biscuits!

Sally didn't make it to work today because I smashed her biscuits last night!

Did u see Jimmy smash Tom's biscuits? Aww, hes gunna be sore tomorrow...

Dang Gramma! These snickerdoodles are smashin' my buscuits!

by shortyshort556 December 7, 2011

holy shit biscuits

The term you use when all the cum is out of the penis

"Holy shit biscuits! All of my baby gravy is on your face!"

by Pullin Out with my Cock Out September 26, 2017