Brotherhood of Beards

Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.

Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.

by Bearded Rhino April 16, 2015

beardie

Short for Bearded Dragon Lizard.

Person 1: Hey I heard you got a Bearded Dragon!
Person 2: Yeah I did! My beardie rocks!

by Zebaz May 22, 2011

Knee-Beard

The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.

Dude, I just used conditioner on my knee-beard.

by hoboace February 17, 2008

Bar beard

The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.

"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"

"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."

"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."

by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009

bearded kebab

hairy vagina

i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack

by terry the word smith September 20, 2003

Reverse Beard

A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.

Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.

by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011

Gay Beard

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.

Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.

by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010