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beautiful

Different to pretty, it's not just perfect skin and eyes bright coloured eyes that look chinese when you smile. It's having the right bone structure to be able to look good from any angle, and a certain way in which you carry yourself that strikes the attention of people without looking obvious.
guy:wow. I don't know what it is about that girl, but she has caught my attention and she's beautiful and striking.
by sheknowsnothing June 24, 2009
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beautiful love

what you call someone when you know you want to spend the rest of your life with.
one day, I'm gonna marry him because he's my beautiful love, and I'll love him forever.
by 4r.seee January 18, 2009
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Beatifucation

This unfortunate happening is the only way to clense ones soul and is completely necessary, Completely necessary!

Beatifucation is performed when someone who has evidently been mistreated and not been educated as a child, When there mind is obscured by evil thoughts and ideas. When the subject person does not enjoy the sounds of the great band *The Beatles...Yes does NOT like The Beatles.

Some one who does not enjoy and fantasize about the Beatles must be so pourly educated they might not even understand what is going on round them. The Target person will think they are doing nothing wrong, but infact are commiting a sin...an Epark Sin. So trying to make them understand what there doing is against the laws of nature is very tricky. This is were Beatifucation must be aplied.

To perform Beatifucation you must gather up all of your mates(Bros,Hommies and Chums are also acceptable) and Do everything in your combined power to cast out the demon of good musical taste that is filling your friend's mind with Shit and Evil thoughts.

Ancient Methods of Beatifucation include:
1. Constantly playing Beatles songs when ever the offender is near.

2. When ever the person atemps to talk or join into a conversation automaticly change the subject to anything related to the teachings of The Beatles so the person has no choice as to walk away and be loner(Which is a bad thing) or join in the conversation submiting to the mighty power of the Beatles.

3. Simply avoiding and Discluding and ect the Person until they become Beatifucied.

4. Rape, forced sex, Physical Violence, Sexual punishment and threatning coments have also worked on many occasions (Forcing the Offender to listen to Ringo Star's Wonderful voice is also acceptable; Pinning the person down or tying them to a chair may be necessary).

Again, I must say how important Beatifucation is an that it is Completely necessary in all cases. After it is complete the person can be returned to its normal self and help to spread the ancient teachings of the Beatles.

*Use This Information Wisely and correctly*
Dan "Yeh, I heard that in the song "Let It Be" If you play the entire Song backwards it is actually Ringo star and Chuck Norris having an in depth Conversation about Xbox 360 vs PS3"
Marcus Omfg Are you guys seriously still talking about that shit band!
Mark "Oh,Hi there Marcus. Didnt see you there. What was that you were saying? Something about your lack of belief and oblivious mind?......Get the rope Dan"
* Dan Takes 100m long Rope from out of his pants*
.........

Thus The Art of Beatifucation ¬__¬
by Candle Frost July 10, 2009
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beautiful-people-watching

People watching in a location or neighborhood where only beautiful people hang out, such as a Whole Foods market. Comparable to observing exotic birds at a zoo.
Let's go to Whole Foods - I'm in the mood for some beautiful-people-watching.

H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.
by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011
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A big beautiful woman with thickness, makes you wanna slap ya mama. She gotta whole lotta ass with class. Beautiful but confidence is the key.
Thats girl is not the average BBW shes a BBTW ( Big, Beautiful, Thick Woman)
by Londyn CoCo August 16, 2019
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beautifully thick

beautifully thick is a beautiful fully thick woman with all the right curves and thickness which to me is true beauty
mm mm mm gail is so beautifully thick with some serious mad curves she is so my type of woman that id give or do anything to make her mine
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
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Beautiful Eyes

International code for "nice tits love." Often used by greasy Europeans attempting to pull unsuspecting young ladies trying to enjoy a holiday in peace.
Greasy Europen, whilst staring at chest of lovely young maiden says "you have ze beautiful eyes."
by Poppet February 11, 2005
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