Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 1, 2003

epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.

Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?

by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010

study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.

Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.

by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008

Pop his beads

To be marked for death by a rival gang. To have your beads ripped off.

Yo, go pop his beads!

by Beadpopper2000 September 30, 2012

beady beads

The tight knotted balls of hair attached to a person's scalp from lack of combing or brushing.

All the kids at school were laughing at the beady beads on da back of little Ron Ron's heads. So he went to go get faded up.

by #LilEarlDoubleO's February 8, 2018

The Beard Of Rasputin

The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!

Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."

Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"

Fread: "What??"

Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"

by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011

double beard

When a gay man and a lesbian woman marry/date in order to cover up their homosexuality

Mary and Anthony are pretending to love each other, thats such a double beard

by Thehomoloco February 24, 2015