chandler bing

hot guy, married to monica geller

chandler bing is hot

by sofixia September 21, 2021

Daily Mail binge

A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.

"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."

"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."

by Josh G July 8, 2014

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.

A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

by datDude July 22, 2014

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020