Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.

Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!

by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018

basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

basteral

an expression similar to pastilan invented by Lenilyn Escabosa

Basteral!!

by Zapth January 5, 2019

Bastermaiting

The art of shoving cum back into your penis after ejacuation

Dude there's this new section on PornHub... Bastermaiting... It's fuckin weird!

by desaladbar December 9, 2019

Basterskank

Worse than a cunt

That bitch is a basterskank

by Bartolocolon January 20, 2020

Bassterleie

Turkey stick measurer with 72 booms per bar. It has a piece of bacon on each side and goes out with a BANG.

You didnt adjust my bassterleie knob, How am I supposed to have a happy ending now?

by SlangOfASavage May 24, 2020

Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

STOP BASTERING ME!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020