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Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.
"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."
by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012
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fire baiting

when you jack off for so long that your penis feels like it is on fire, or when you have a boner for a prolonged amount of time and it feels like u busted your penis
"fire baiting" man last night this hot chick teased me so bad, she acted like she was gonna jump my bone for like 3 hours.. then she left.. so i jacked off for 4 hours straight
by morningwood231 March 7, 2009
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basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.
My wife was turned on by my basting.
by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014
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Baiting out

Derived from the word bait. To bait out is to become extremely scared about how bait you are being, and paranoid about getting caught. Someone who is baiting out is usualy stoned.
Joss: Shit, Police!

Ed: Joss man, stop baiting out.
by andmand May 15, 2010
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queer baiting

When people in the media (usually television/movies) add homoerotic tension between two characters to attract more liberal and queer viewers with the indication of them not ever getting together for real in the show/book/movie.
"Hey did you watch the new Supernatural episode last night"

"Nah all the queer baiting in it makes me want to bash my head in. I quit watching Sherlock for that reason too."
by BustinDustin November 3, 2013
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Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.
by Penny Walker April 29, 2011
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