demi bates

Demi bates the biggest gimp in the world she has a wicked ginger crew and thinks she is cool

Demi: HI
Person: why u talking to me?

by Demi Lover February 17, 2005

bats in a cave

When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.

Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/

by sobbymop December 5, 2016

batshit crazy

A crazy person.

Bryndon Fisher expects to received $125 a share for his fannie mae & freddie mac common shares from the US government. This is batshit crazy.

by Fanniegate April 21, 2022

ayden bartsch

Stunningly beautiful and charismatic. Her beauty is only matched by her intellect and sense of humor. She is confident and self assured. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to possess her.

Dude! That girl is so Ayden Bartsch, I feel like if I could meet her all my life's goals would be satisfied.

by Winkingthumbsupjesus January 31, 2015

batshit crazy

The adjective 'batshit' (almost invariably premodifying the noun 'crazy') derives from the fact that the guano of certain bat species, when smoked, vaporises as a potently psychotropic narcotic. The word entered the popular consciousness after one of several dozen guano collectors dropped his torch, igniting the batshit (which, as a fertiliser, is flammable) swathing every surrounding surface. The fire spread rapidly, but all the workers managed to flee in time - having, however, inhaled a considerable quantity of the smoke. The resulting deranged rampage made the international news, and "bat-shit crazy" was used in the New York Times headline. This coinage by the relevant subeditor seeded the general currency of the term, consolidated by a brief outbreak of the use of guano as a recreational drug, before even the most hardcore druggies concluded that it was just too batshit crazy.

New York Times: "ORGIASTIC FRENZY AS GUANO WILD-FIRE DRIVES WORKERS BATSHIT CRAZY"

by maxcct April 26, 2011

bats out of a cave

semi solid high speed poo.

i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.

by flimbit January 28, 2010

bants

(trendier way to say 'banter')
- a good time
- fun
- cool
-great

- "The party last night was so bants!"
- "All this homework we're getting these days is not bants!"

by mrs. bored April 8, 2007