A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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1. A bittersweet dish served specifically to evicted Big Brother houseguests who didn't see it coming.
2. The spoils of a successful backdoor plan.
3. Something Pooch and Ameerah may be allergic to when they try it for the first time.
2. The spoils of a successful backdoor plan.
3. Something Pooch and Ameerah may be allergic to when they try it for the first time.
by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022
Get the Blindside Butterbeans mug.The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
Get the Oxford Battered Sausage mug.Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.
Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.
Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.
Lee: LOL!
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.
Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.
Lee: LOL!
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A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
Get the Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd mug.The Honey Glazed Battering Ram is a sexual act the revolves around sticking a male's hard erection into an active beehive. After sticking it in. The male will smear the insides of the Beehive around they're penis, until completely covered. After the penis is covered they will immediately stick they're covered penis into a woman's dry unlubed anus.
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