your dogs are barking

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too

person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"

by peahfaithywaithy July 23, 2017

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

dogs are barking

"dogs are barking" dogs actually refers to ones feet. It is unclear if the term barking means hurt or smell.

after a long day on your feet. Boy, my "dogs are barking"

by creature2 August 26, 2008

burping schmeghole

A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.

I had to take my slacks to the cleaners after that juice was launched from her burping schmeghole.

by nightfly November 7, 2003

bapping

When you take your phone and hold it loosely between your index finger and thumb to allow it to pivot. Then you proceed to hit someone with it in the most camp way possible, preferably on a boney area such as the shin, to inflict maximum pain. Usually done when someone says something you disagree with, disrespects you, or perhaps to wake up a drunken individual.

Seb was easting popcorn like a Polish camel, and Jared and Tom wouldn't stop taking the piss, so Seb ran around bapping Jared with his phone to stop them from taking the piss. Jared cried.

by Polish camel May 28, 2018

macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.

Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!

by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007