For all you kids who shouldn't even be on this site, and have searched up the word banana, imma give the REAL definition you were looking for!
BA-NA-NA: A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A DICK. LIKE HOW LONG DAT DICK BE. ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE REFERRING TO HOW LONG THERE BANANAS ARE YOU'LL BE THAT ONE KID WHO STILL HAS THE MIND IN THE FRUIT BOWL. THIS IS THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY KID, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP (and eat dat dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)).
BA-NA-NA: A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A DICK. LIKE HOW LONG DAT DICK BE. ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE REFERRING TO HOW LONG THERE BANANAS ARE YOU'LL BE THAT ONE KID WHO STILL HAS THE MIND IN THE FRUIT BOWL. THIS IS THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY KID, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP (and eat dat dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)).
"Hey did you give Sally the banana yet?"
"Yeah man, that girl sucked me DRY"
"How am supposed to know if he really likes me or not?"
"Ask him for a banana, if he gives you that devilish smirk of his you KNOW he interested. If reaches into his bag and gives an actual banana, R.I.P."
"Yeah man, that girl sucked me DRY"
"How am supposed to know if he really likes me or not?"
"Ask him for a banana, if he gives you that devilish smirk of his you KNOW he interested. If reaches into his bag and gives an actual banana, R.I.P."
by Big Dick Damien January 21, 2018

Why the fuck are you looking up a banana on urban dictionary? You have access to the internet you privileged shit! How do you not know what a banana is? Its a fucking yellow dildo.
by banana_cunt69420 February 11, 2018

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
by OnisionWatcher69420 March 4, 2017

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Bananas, AKA Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Bananas, AKA Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "hey, have you heard of Onision?"
Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: (I have to say he is a Banana or I can't submit this thingy)*kills himself*
Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: (I have to say he is a Banana or I can't submit this thingy)*kills himself*
by Fellow Banana February 13, 2017

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 20, 2017

by Kiki Jimenez June 23, 2016

A yellow fruit grown in tropical climates which is shaped oddly like mans penis, which is why it is often used by health teachers to demonstrate proper use of a condom.
Bananas: nom nom nom nom
by Don_Leno November 2, 2008
