The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

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Beated

Its a common missed used phrase. For example, “i beated you up!” Instead of, “i beat you up!”... it is indeed used by innovative uneducates ...

It is too used for guys who got sexually assaulted by women.

Hey i ‘beated’ you up!!!
Or

Bob just got ‘beated’ by four mexican milfs!!

by Ehih January 9, 2018

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Face Beaten in by Sadness

The state of a female after she realises men are foul, sexfiends that want nothing more than their lower extremeties. Usually occuring between the ages of 18 to 26.

I like to date young girls cuz they haven't had time to have their face beaten in by sadness.

by Allen Quandt of P Mel April 15, 2009

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Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.

"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"

by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009

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