Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.

Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"

by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024

backeatomy

A complex procedure intended to adjust and align one’s back to make it feel like new.

After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.

by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025

Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 3, 2025

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: When a man ejaculates during a blow job and the cum shoots out of the women's nose.

Backseat shotgun: After a customer's cum shot out of her nose during a blow job, the sex worker started offering a"backseat shotgun" on her menu of services.

by Ace Hoodwacker March 21, 2025

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: when man's cum shoots out of the women's nose while giving head in the backseat of a car.

When Jon's cum shot out of Angie's nose while giving head in the back of his Prius, Jon stuck his head out of the sunroof and shouted, "backseat shotgun!"

by Ace Hoodwacker March 27, 2025

Backseat Gaming

The dude who actively breaks EVERY GAME HE TOUCHES.

"Dude, you're just like Backseat Gaming, you've found 20 glitches in an HOUR!"

by Blue Imposter March 18, 2026