Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."

Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.

by Kam842 October 26, 2007

Blind Luck

Finding an object required by pure luck in a time of need.

walking round your house searching for your car keys when you have an interview in 45Mins and you manage to find your keys in time. As you came across them by very fortunate chance.

john looked for his mouth guard on the field and randomly stubbled across it by blind luck.

by Dafinn December 8, 2011

Love Blind

Thinking the person your in love with is perfect and has absolutely no flaws for a period of time (usually around a month)

Ann: Gosh, he's so perfect!

Lisa: No he's not, do you not see how much of a slob he is? And he shows off ALL THE TIME.

Ann: Really? No, he doesn't!

Lisa: You're soooo love blind.

by koodaa July 19, 2016

Blind tailgunner

A dark room, full of people, similar to pin the tail on the donkey, except sexual.

I would never take my wife to a blind tailgunner party; I've got to kiss that mouth!

by Joey48442 September 13, 2013

blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Dick-Blind

The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 7, 2019

blind wave

1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.

2. A popular YouTube channel.

Let's blind wave these fools on the street corner!

by Archmaster7 December 13, 2019