Blind fire

When having to pee in a blacked out bathroom when the electricity is cut at the middle of the night or simply the light bulb in the room has burst.

When i didn't pay my electric bill, the power in the house was cut at 10:00 pm where I has to blind fire in the bathroom but I was no where near the toilet and urinated on my Nike sneakers.

by panda-coach ricky November 26, 2009

Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.

It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!

by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007

Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

blind-five

a high five tht is a deliberate miss
often could be when drunk or cba to put in effort

at a party:
"matee i just got off with a buff girl"
"blind-five!!!"

by sofi=] January 22, 2008

Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.

Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

Blind bitch ass

A “blind bitch” is somebody who is blind but also a bitch, or just won’t understand anything really..

Yeah you probably think you understand what this phrase means but it’s to the extreme. They are a BITCH...and have a nice ass...

Blind bitch ass is nothing like a blind bitch.

Person1: Hey!

Person2: shut the fuck up..
Person1: wow..
Person2 walks away..and well they are blind so..you picture it.

Person1 looks at persons 2 ass.
Person1: BLIND BITCH ASS...

by Thicc angry bitch May 18, 2021

blind zebra

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.

Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.

by kfree July 20, 2008