Snow Blitz

Snow blitzing is defined as the event when one or a bunch of people, throw a ton of snow at a person while he or she is in the procrss of showering.

Alex: Hey! I got an idea. Lets go snow blitz Alexis again.
Andrew: OK,I'ill film it.
(Goes out to get snow)
Alex:Hey! Round 2 Bitch!
Alexis: What?
(Throws snow into shower)
Alexis:Fuck all of you!

by Danny Webstah November 6, 2011

Blitz

If you have a Blitz in your life, then you are super lucky! Obviously, Blitz must be your dog. He is loyal but full of mischievous behavior. Blitz, however, can also cause a lot of problems so be careful! Overall, Blitz is a wonderful dog and will always make you smile.

"That dog is crazy... he must be a Blitz!"

by girlthatisobsessedwithJayden98 April 12, 2022

Blitz

A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.

Dickie really got blitzed

by Tesha W. August 19, 2017

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.

Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020

dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020