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Authoritize

When one authoritizes they are using brute force to set that man straight. If he’s acting up, authoritize him. Being gay? Get fucking authorized bitch. But if he’s actually gay then it’s ok because this is a fucking free country so DO NOT fkn judge. Butttttt...... at the same time don’t be afraid to set a gay imposter straight.
Friend 1: Bob won’t stop sucking my dick and I know he’s not gay what should I do?

Friend 2: Bro I think you might have to authoritize that man
by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018
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Authoritarianism

A system of governance is fully authoritarian when a single individual or an elite has unlimited power over an area.

This is the polar opposite of direct democracy, instead of the country being governed from the bottom up the society is being governed top-down. China currently has an authoritarian system of governance and while people there can often enjoy some rights the government can take back any of these rights at any time for any reason without warning.
We needed authoritarianism to properly respond to the sars-cov-2 virus.
by vintologi August 28, 2022
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california youth authority

Gladiator school.... Youth Camps where you put in work and fight daily.... Crouch is a beast he went to the YA and came back a sav....They called that dude the Russian concussion I think
I spent Two years in Gladiator School....California youth authority
by Fat Back... AKA Crouch October 18, 2013
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superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF)

This is when your 'supervisor' decides that coz you are female & his dick smashes into his forehead everytime he sees you (even when you are wearing no make up being totally dowdy) the fucker repetitively waits for you to enter the carpark, zooms up beside you the moment you get out of your car, waits for you in buildings, waits for you in the garden just outside your office, blocks carparking so that you will not be able to park and then having fucked your arrival comes to apologise and offers to drive you to your car, you suspect that hes breaking into your house and going through all your clothes perfume lingerie.... as he acts oddly each of these specific days even saying stuff like "I am not stalking you..." He requests the name of your ex and writes it down. He breaks into sweats every time he sees you & you notice that he is becoming more like grey in colour when he sees you & he wants to just come into your office at the slightest reason & he sits with his fist against his mouth while talking. THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE WORST CASE OF SUPERVISO SLEAZO AUTHORITY FUCKHEAD.even with being threatened by his mgr even with me yelling at him he doesn't get it because he is disabled by his dick obstructing his view of reality & enjoys being such a sleazo & getting an anxiety rush. The guy is fat & the age of my dad - gross PUKE! First I quit my job. Second I move house. Third I go to kill him (not really - something else that will make him think twice about being so SSAF).
Superviso sleazo authority fuckhead (SSAF): Would you like a lift to your car?
Me :No it's only 100mt over there
(SSAF): Would you like the newspaper? Would you like a coffee? Would you like a... Would you like a....Would you like a lift to the market? Would you like a... Gee your looking sporty today...Ohh thats a pretty ribbon in your hair... I thought women were supposed to be pretty... Danny thinks youre the sexiest guard on site...Thats ok love/darl/love/darl...Would you like a...Hello....Good morning....Hello Hello Hello Would you like...Would you like...There's little difference between rape and sex...You are looking happy tonight... She always looks happy doesn't she boys... Why are you smiling...How are you little one...I just wanted to say sorry for blocking you in would you like a lift to your car...You look so pretty & young I thought you were a student...I am not stalking you... I wouldn't lurk in the bushes waiting for you would you like a lift to your car.. can I drive you anywhere?...Thats a pretty ribbon...It's going to be a lot better here without 1 or 2 people hey Richie Hey Richie...What do you call that hairstyle???
by phoenix144 January 19, 2014
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authenticitude

Refers to the teen belief that authenticity is an attitude more than a reality. (From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Jan 10 2007)
"I know that homeboy's buying a fake Coach purse for his bitch, 'cause he's cheap and he knows she'll still flaunt it due to her authenticitude."
by Rick W January 14, 2007
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The Great Diamond Authority

The Great Diamond Authority are the five leaders of Altania. The diamonds of The Great Diamond Authority are King Diamond, Blue Diamond, Red Diamond, Purple Diamond, and Green Diamond. Their job is to protect and expand Atania. They take over worlds and galaxies to clonize them and make them part of Altania. King Diamond is the leader of Altania and The Great Diamond Authority.
The Great Diamond Authority are the leaders of Altania.
by The Legendary Altanian October 26, 2018
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Author

An author isn't just a person who writes books, poems, stories, etc. An author is a god, a creator, someone who is not to be tampered with because they need to exercise their minds at all times. They are regular people who struggle through life every day and delve deep into their creations to escape from life. Knowing they can create an entirely different world, or control these people who do not exist make them feel stronger, better about themselves.

A person who will go crazy if they can't figure out what to write next. Writer's block is like a hundred-foot tall wall that extends forever on either side that no one can scale; it won't go down until the writer is in the right mindset, or has some type of inspiration.
And author is strong because they have no choice but to be - for the publicity, the criticism likely to come, the obstacles they have to face along the writing process, etc.
They are, most likely, the heroes that have kept us all happy because they write books to keep us entertained.
She's written an amazing book! What a great author.
by mindeh September 23, 2012
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