assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.

She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.

by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017

Aim Assist

An Excuse PC Players Use To Say Why They Died When They Have Ten Fingers While Console Players Have 4, 240+ FPS And Scripts That Allow Them To Do Things You Would Not Normally Be Able To Do

Oh Man I Hate Aim Assist, It Needs To Be Removed

by Budget Fortnite Dalek May 10, 2022

Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021

teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015

Nico/Assist

Our God you should worship him he's everything you're not people aren't obsessed with you they're obsessed with Nico 🙌👏🙏🙇
Live love laugh Assist all hail Nico‼️

"Omg look there's a Nico! 😻"
"WHERE??? "
"RIGHT THERE DUMB BIYCH"
"Nico/assist is the best let's worship him hoe‼️"

by Lovely Esther September 27, 2021

Scholars Assistance

The one who help in content Editing.

Whenever in need, Scholars Assistance is my savior.

by will brock January 4, 2022