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pavlov's ashtray

The phenomenon whereby the sound made by tapping your pipe or bong stem in an ashtray will call every stoner within earshot.
Tap Pavlov's ashtray and let's start a Safety Meeting.
by Canis Maximus May 15, 2017
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shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.
They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead
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Asher

When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.
Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.
by Amy BZI February 15, 2009
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Asher Roth

A rapper who sings in monotone and recycles instrumentation from other songs, and reaches the Top 10 on iTunes only because people are buying his music to make fun of how bad it is.
ME: My name is Asher.
PERSON: Oh, like the rapper!? :3
ME: NO GOD DAMN IT I HATE ASHER ROTH SO MUCH
by Orbockle Q. Archenfeather March 22, 2009
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ashura

Ashura. A crazy girl with A LOT of friends. She is the best friend you could get and there's no denying it. Once you are with Ashura then you will have a lot of fun and CRAZY moments. She is a big fan of a Spanish singer and are a sucker for spanish dudes. She always get in the weirdest situations like accidentally grabbing someone's dick or asking a stranger if he likes pancakes.

Don't you ever make Ashura mad because she can literally bet the crap out of you even if you are twice her size. Never underestimate her.

She is overall a perfect friend that you can trust and she would never speak shit behind your back.

Enjoy cherish your time with Ashura and never forget her. She will bring a smile to your face.
What is that girl doing?

Idk..isn't that the girl that beat the crap out of ----- ?

Omg! It is! Ashura right?Wha that dude sure got a beating.

Yeah, remind me to never get in a fight With that chick...
by You know wh0 December 11, 2016
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Asher

he has a micropenis and is super stupid. He measures his you-know-what in atoms. So whenever he says his is 8, he means in atoms, not inches.
by Ponsonnon November 15, 2021
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Asher

Wow that guy is such an Asher
by EliteMKOX April 3, 2020
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